This guest of mine, uninvited, demonstrated extremely impolite behavior and it was evidence of a fore mentioned improper manners that alerted me to his (or her) presence in the first place. Namely, he had made himself quite comfortable in my tea cup while I was out, and had left quite a "mess" after vacating the premises.
This fostered no fond feelings in me towards my newly discovered guest, and I promptly set out not one, but two pads along the wall that may or may not have been covered in glue. I strategically placed these upon leaving the house the next day, and when I returned, they were still untouched.
HOWEVER.....
I was awakened in the night by an unusual sound...coming from the further room. The elusive guest had blown his cover. He was definitely stuck, but not entirely immobile...I will leave the rest to your imagination.
Ah! I did not want to get out of bed in the middle of the night, much less to such a situation, so, I grabbed the broom, opened the back door, and gave a great shove. The trap, with it's captive, skidded across the deck to a satisfactory distance. Door shut...I'll leave him to die in peace...or else for the birds!
Grizzly!!!!
Sorry woodland creatures. :/
Pocket Nerd, you know what you'll be doing the next time you come over.
~The Lady
